A price on her head?

Greg

I have just read some of your problem letters and pissed myself laughing. I have a serious question though!

My question is how do I let a 27 old woman (acts 14) who is very much in love with me down gently? She is lovely an all but she is just like a lost sheep following me.

I have tryed not paying her as much attention but she jusyt crys!

Looking for help Greg.

Thanks

David

Hi David,
This is a serious problem indeed. I don't think you should ignore her, you don't want to upset her just dump her! Even if she does act as though she's 14 she still has more life experience than you give her credit for. Simply tell her that things aren't working out for you and the relationship isn't as you envisaged it. Tell her that you would still like to maintain your friendship, even though the romance is over. She will appreciate your honesty.
Alternatively I have some good contacts, if you'd like to take out a hit then I might be able to arrange it. Give Andre a call on: 0800-666-KILL.
I'd still go for option one if I were you.
Good luck,

Auntie Greg x
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