Heavens Above!

Dear Auntie Greg,

What if, as I suspect, the whole world is a figment of my diseased imagination? I worry that you will all stop existing if I go to sleep.

Could you reassure me?

From God

Quit posting on here man, and seek some professional help, I'm way out of my depth here!

Say hi to J from me,
Lots of love,

Auntie Greg x
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