If Only There Was Another Way...

Please help me Auntie greg
I dont know if i am a Guy or a gal. Im too scared to look, is there any other way i can tell besides looking to see if i have a winkey or not? Because thats not the only way to tell if im a guy or guy surely? Im scared to look!

Ralph

I'm sorry to have to say this Ralph, but there's no other easy way. If you never look, you'll never know, give it a try. Surely you must have known otherwise you wouldn't call yourself Ralph, you wouldn't know which room to go to the toilet in where, what swimming costumes to wear etc. What the hell, send me a picture and then I'll tell you! To be honest I hope you're a hot girl aged 17 - 30!
Lots of lurve,

Auntie Greg x
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