Human (fluid) Sacrifice

I always thought wanking in a church was the ultimate sign of your love for God, but when I told my friends, they all wrote me off as some bastard child. What are your views on religious sacrifices in the form of bodily fluids? Xxx

Anonymous

I would say, "Do it again and again, to show God how much of a sacrifice you can make - eventually you will be caught, then you will be judged by someone who probably never practices intercourse - and they may be sympathetic!"

Happy handling,

Auntie Greg x
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