Human (fluid) SacrificeI always thought wanking in a church was the ultimate sign of your love for God, but when I told my friends, they all wrote me off as some bastard child. What are your views on religious sacrifices in the form of bodily fluids? Xxx I would say, "Do it again and again, to show God how much of a sacrifice you can make - eventually you will be caught, then you will be judged by someone who probably never practices intercourse - and they may be sympathetic!" |