Dog Problem Vol. 2

Auntie Greg, recently my life has being going down the drain. My shoes have split, my thong itches, and to top it all off my partner recently ran away with my puppy. I found out there was something going on when I found a video hidden in the puppies toy bag, needless to say what was on it, I was horrified. He took the 8 week old animal and ran away to Alabama to get married. I don't know what to do, the children have been asking questions about where the puppy went, and I don't have the heart to tell them. Its the kind of thing you think only happens to Shane Ritchie in Eastenders, but its happening to me. Greg, I know this kind of thing is quite personal, but you seem like the kind of person with experience in this field. Save me please!

The bigger bitch

Would I be right in saying that I have just had a chat with your (dog) loving hubby? I thought so. He will come back, I'm sure of it. These problems that you and your husband are having aren't just for ex-Daz door to door soap stars, they can happen to anyone. I would suggest that your man is simply having a mid-life crisis. He'll come good in the end, my tips would be:
1) Be patient
2) Be more adventurous in the bedroom
3) Make the bedroom a pet-free zone.

Best Wishes,