This must stop here!

Hello,
I'm an educated boxer/collie cross... Not only can i type on a computer, I'm in love with my human masters girlfriend. I don't know what to do about it help me Auntie Greg. I keep making subtle hints by getting on the bed when he's left the room but she hasn't made the 1st move yet.. What do I do?

Snowy

Hello Rubin,
How many times have I told you? NO MORE CROSS SPECIES BREEDING! It's not right. Forget about her, she loves your owner, why would she want a canine? You're not even pedigree!
Secondly this must stop here...
I am beginning to believe that the only people who need help in this world are either dogs, dog 'lovers', housewives that feel that their pets are stealing their men, or people who refuse to accept the fact that all dogs should and will be called Rubin. Are there still people out there who have non - dog (and animals in general) problems? Or, alternatively, have I indeed lost my mind?
Much love,

Auntie Greg x

P.S. Come on up you regular screw-ups, get posting! Make this an animal free zone!

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