Nothing like preaching.

OH AUNITE GREG!!!! I AM A WENCH IN DISTRESS!
I appear to have become a serial procrastinator, my room is messy, my work lays undone upon the floor, and I feel utterly disinclined...why oh why won't I work???
Heres hoping for your freudian genius to aid me,
Yours most ardently, Richard, xxx

p.s. I feel a song should be made from 'Pubi Chair', an ode to midgets from around the world perhaps?

Richard

Richard, due to my lack of motivation towards my agony column, it has taken me a month (or more) to answer your problem. This is what I'd say:
DO YOUR WORK ON TIME YOU SLACKER! The rest of us have to, if we didn't the world would stop turning, quite literally (spare a thought for the lonely man who keeps the world turning on his peddle bike in the centre of the Earth).
On a serious note now Rich, if I may abbreviate you in such a way, we need to formulate a plan of action. Firstly tidy that room up, even if it takes a whole day, it has to be done, afterall a tidy room equals a tidy mind. You're going to need one of those to complete your backlog of work. Whack on some good background music and get going. TV will steal your attention, so don't turn that on. I'm sure you'll get there with this advice.
Good luck,

Auntie Greg x
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