Anon's Solution

Hello this is an urgent call from your favourite agony aunt, the infamous Auntie Greg. I have been struck by a series of awful problems of late, and I fear that it may be because I have been taking on too much responsibility with the column.
The easiest way to show you what the exact problem would be the example of how you read your stars in your sunday supplement, and with that everything starts coming true. The only difference in my case is that I am suffering from other peoples' problems. If someone fears their dog will break up their marriage, I stop trusting my dog; if someone wants to sell their late wife's pelt, I get an urge to do the same etc.
Please help me everyone as I fear I may lose my mind over this one, and potentially the column will be no more!

Auntie Greg

Auntie Greg needs you
Oh dear you are in a bad way. I think it's probably just constipation in your case. Lots of greens and prunes and I think you could be a new man.
Perhaps you need a good woman in your life too, see if you can find one in the New Year.
Much love

Auntie Greg x
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