The Only Way Is Up?

Dear Auntie,
What if, in the wise words of Yazz, The Only Way WAS Up?
I Like your hat.

The only Gay in the Village

Then we would have to grow wings or use transportable escalators! Thank you, the hat was a present! You may be 'The Only Gay in the Village' but don't let it get you down - you after all are therefore the only true individual in the village and you can travel to neighbouring villages to find the partner you deserve.
Lots of love, and buy a good hat - hats are reassuring,