October Podcast Problem

Dear Auntie Greg,

I can't stop living in the past! Today I cried because I lost my "Preaching To The Perverted" live CD while I was being keelhauled over a bridge by Largo LaGrande from Monkey Island 2. I was in love with "Big Break", track 3 and now it's gone.. All gone. Why, only last week I visited your gig archive and left comments on the gigs I played with you and attended even though they were over 2 years ago! All I want to do is go back to mid-2004.. why can't we all go back to the good old days when things were different? When NC, Caleb and 4ft Pimp would happily play together in harmony.. Running down freshly mown morning dew country hills holding hands and sniffy picking daisies together.

Now sadly I know that time has passed.. As I look at your wonderful photos now and see how you've grown (in the facial physical sense) and listen to your old songs, I stay living in the past in my weird world.. as my old moss covered three handled family credenza constructs paper jockey shorts.

I don't want to move on Auntie Greg! I want to re-live the past. Please help me, I'll do anything!

Yours sincerely,

Guybrush Threepwood
- Wizened old 4ft Pimp Opening Curtain Jerker Support Musician

See the solution to this problem in the 3rd Episode of 4ft Pimp's Podcast.

Much love,

Auntie Greg x
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