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Thom Lewis Interview

Finally the man behind the Desk steps into the spotlight...

4ft Pimp's interview with Thom Lewis: engineer and maybe more?

Q: Is it true that 4ft Pimp fed you electrical equipment?

A: "Force-fed" I think that should be.

Q: What do you think of Andrew's lovely lady lumps?

A: They're pleasantly pert but nothing compared to Greg's hum. I did ask him what he was going to do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk. He said he was going to get me drunk, love drunk on his hump.

Q: One word to describe Gary Glitter?


Q: Favourite Spice Girl?

A: Baby I think.

Q: Is Liam as irritating as he's rumoured to be?

A: Even more so, I'd say he's the personification of pubic lice.

Q: Favourite song the band recorded?

A: Definitely Anaconda, just listen to that vocoder, awwwww yeah!

Q: Have you ever seen 'Baddiel Syndrome'?

A: Erm no, and I don't know what it is. Is it a mental illness?

Q: Which characteristic do you most prefer in a band/woman; efficiency or flexibility?

A: I value flexibility above all characteristics in a band and woman, there's nothing like a supple partnership.