Come On Down!

Oh dearest of dear Aunties named Greg,

I would so love to be a 4ft Pimp myself, but sadly I am 5' 3", and also my blue fleece is hardly suitable for a man of such profession. I also fear that my language may be too eloquent for the "pimp" calling. Please can you give me advice on how best to dress and talk as a pimp, as well as quick ways to lose height? Thankyou so much!

Andyonymous

Come to some of our gigs and observe, nature will find a way.

Much love,

Auntie Greg x

P.S. Don't make me get military on yo' ass! March for the team!

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