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Dear Auntie Greg,

After seeing 4 ft pimp, one of my friends is now convinced she is madly in love with guitarist Nick?! Is this possible?! If it is, what can she do about this? how old is he anyway? perhaps she may stand a chance... :|

Joeyjoejoejuniorshabbadoo.

Well Joey... etc your friend is not the first to feel this way, and she won't be the last - he is after all a sexy man. To answer your first question I would say the best solution would be to send him fan mail @ nick@4ftpimp.co.uk, he is 18 years of age. I can't say whether she has a chance because I don't know her and I'm not Nick, but, good luck anyway!

Lots of love,

P.S. Fanmail should go directly to Nick - otherwise I may have more problems than I can handle!