An Old Friend

Auntie Greg, it appears that i have an unfortunate illness. I believe it is called pimpwithdrawalitis. It stems from a lack of gig attendance, but there is not much i am able to do to combat said affliction. On a side note, i have also gone insane, and i would now like to be referred as Rameses Niblik the third Kerplunk Kerplunk Whoops Where's my Thribble? if thats ok with yo. NOw the Bolivian Navy are on maneuvres in the South Pacific and I am being attacked by small off duty Czechosloviakn traffic wardens wielding red and blue striped golfing umbrellas. What do i do auntie greg? HELP ME! Sincerely, a lost old man by the name of Bitensky

Old Man Bitensky

Bitensky, I feel your pain, and there's no doubt in my mind that all of your symptoms are related to not seeing the pimps! Having had a gut feeling that you were in trouble the other day I did manage to sell you a copy of Freudian Slip, this should help in the short term. Now to cure your mental problems permanently. It may interest you to know that I have seen similar illness in the 4ft Pimp crowds of late. These stem from a condition called 'oldmanbitenskywithdrawalitis'. It is said by many that your long term absence has resulted in the disbanding of the dancing crew, and a missing happy face in the crowd! The only way to cure yourself Bitensky will be to attend as many dates as possible on the forthcoming 'Preaching to the Perverted Tour'.
Get well soon/See you soon,
Much love,