I feel your pain?

teenage ginger blokes who dress as middle aged women with agony columns are a real turn on for me. help.

Bobby-Sue, Kansas City

Bobby-Sue, I know about this problem - because I used to be one! A problem that is...
It's just a crush - believe me you wouldn't want a natuaral born listener and problem solver. It's because we're crap in the sack!

Your soul mate is probably in Kansas if the truth be known!