The Fur Trade

Dear Auntie Greg,
I am a 35 year old cat called Mr. Stephens. Recently Mrs. Stephens was hit by an articulated lorry. I hear the fur trade is quite profitable. Where can I sell my late wife's pelt?

Regards,
Mr. Stephens

P.S. Milk or cream?

Grief is a terrible thing, that's one thing for sure. However you do have to move on and you may as well get your hands on some dollars whilst doing it! I wouldn't go offering your late wife's pelt to market stalls, or local dealers, as tongues will start wagging and you will be asking for trouble. Therefore try the internet! Here are some sites for your perusal; I hope they come in use.
www.theultimatebeneficiary.com
www.sellyourrelativesbodyparts.co.uk
www.thescalper.net

Best of luck,

Auntie Greg x
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