I'm so confused!

Dear Auntie Greg,

I have a problem, but the only problem is, I don't actually know what the problem is. I have always been a problem child. You see, I know that I have a problem, I can feel it and I am confused. Do you know what I mean? When you're really confused but you're so confused and you don't know why you're confused, it gets confusing because you know that you are definately confused but cannot work out what is confusing you and you get even more confused trying to work out the confusion and the confusion never stops because you can't work out why you're confused but you're so confused!! Y'know?!? Please help me oh dearest Auntie named Greg.

Farewell and love and best wishes...I think...hold on...I'm not sure...I'M CONFUSED!! HELP ME?!?!?!?!

Theo.
x.x.x

Theodore The Fragile

It would seem that the virus is airborne! I am more confused than ever before! HELP ME! Auntie Greg will be taking a short vacation to try to sort himself out. When I am cured I will hold the key to your problems, whatever they may be, good luck to both of us. May the best man be sane etc.

Much love,

Auntie Greg x

P.S. To be continued...

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