Grunge!

To Auntie Greg

Im sick and tired of morons at uni telling me that Nirvana where the best band ever. After defending the genius' know as Pearl Jam and Soundgarden im at my wits end with these immature shitbags. should i just poison them? or be grown up and blast them out with the divine album know as 'TEN'?

Eddie Vedder Stalker

Hi there,
It is indeed true, Nirvana are not the best band ever, in fact they are not even the best grunge band ever. People fail to realise that in music commercial success does not automatically make you the best. I think that blasting Pearl Jam at them is a good idea, but I would imagine that it would be more offensive to do the same with Soundgargen as it is heavier.
Either way these 'immature shitbags' should be taught a lesson. Hit them where it hurts!
Much love,