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Great Aunt Anaconda

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She was not related through the blood in the same way as Heather and Steve
Her eyes lit up as she curved her lips and pouting like you wouldn't believe
She'd babysit on a Tuesday morn; I never knew what she hoped to achieve
Lay me down for my mid-day nap; feed me the bottle, I was so naïve
Let's go!

Who's your favourite Aunt?
Be a good boy, do this chore for me
Don't tell your mama please

At the age of fifteen she took me aside and said it's time to learn some tricks of the trade
Held my hand, did she have this planned? I kind-of knew that I was gonna get laid
She unzipped my fly and held me close. She said "There's no need to be afraid"
But when I saw her next nine months down the line at the seams my hopes and dreams were frayed

Who's your favourite Aunt?
Be a good boy, do this chore for me
Don't tell your mama please

I've got an aching heart and it's getting so much harder to bear
Help me! Help me!
God, I've got an aching heart and it's getting so much harder to bear
Help me! Help me!

Think of stress and think of me
Paying maintenance and sitting GCSEs
All my time is hers to lend
I need to revise, I'm at the zoo on the weekend
Pay to fight for custody
How am I going to fund university?

Who's your favourite Aunt?
Be a good boy, do this chore for me
Don't tell your mama please

She was not related through the blood in the same way as Heather and Steve
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